TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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