Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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