Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Randomize