I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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