drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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