Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
So. Much. Porn.
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