I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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