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The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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