Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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