So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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