He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You ruined the universe
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