Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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