Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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