Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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