I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
zippers are such a cool invention
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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