David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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