Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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