please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude i'm inner monologue high
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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