nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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