Soap is not a condiment
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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