That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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