She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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