More tranny stories later!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I skipped work to stalk him.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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