Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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