why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
is it fun? or sober?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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