Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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