FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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