Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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