what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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