I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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