this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Damn victory sex feels great
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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