I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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