I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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