Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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