2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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