i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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