Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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