belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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