I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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