It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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