Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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