I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
