I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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