Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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