the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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