i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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