I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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