she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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