Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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