I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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