Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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