the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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