I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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