apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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