TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."