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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  What's the plan?

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  Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.

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