Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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